瓊·里弗斯語錄
文章來源:未知 文章作者:enread 發布時間:2015-08-23 06:34 字體: [ ]  進入論壇
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I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
我從不鍛煉。如果上帝想讓我彎彎腰,那他必須在地上鋪滿鉆石。
 
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud1.
時尚雜志建議女人穿適合自己年齡的衣服。如果是這樣我豈不是要穿裹尸布。
 
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash2.
我的產科醫師太蠢了,在我生孩子的時候他居然忘記剪斷臍帶。結果那個孩子足足跟了我一年,我走到哪她跟到哪,簡直像是牽了一條狗。
 
I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
我做了這么多整容手術,等我死了以后他們可以把我的遺體捐給特百惠(家用塑料制品公司)。
 
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
我希望我能有個雙胞胎姐妹,這樣我就能知道沒有整容的我是個什么樣子。
 
I'm grateful for every day I'm still alive. Everything is still working. I attribute it to eating a lot of processed foods. I think it's the preservatives3 that keep me going.
我每一天都為自己能活著而感恩,所有的器官都能正常運轉,我把這歸功于吃了很多加工食品。我認為這都是防腐劑的功勞。
 
My husband wanted to be cremated4. I told him I'd scatter5 his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
我的丈夫希望死后被火化。我告訴他我會把他的骨灰撒在尼曼商場,這樣我才能每天都去看他。
 
Look at Gwyneth Paltrow being named the most beautiful this year. She got Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder to vote.
格溫妮絲·帕特洛居然被評為最美女性,給她投票的一定是海倫·凱勒和史蒂夫·汪德。(兩個人都是盲人)
 
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks6.
我的愛情生活就像一塊瑞士奶酪。大部分是空洞的,剩下的是臭的。
 
I said to my mother-in-law, "My house is your house." She said, "Get the hell off my property."
我對我的婆婆說:“我的房子就是你的房子。”我婆婆說:“滾出我的房子。”


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1 shroud OEMya     
n.裹尸布,壽衣;罩,幕;vt.覆蓋,隱藏
參考例句:
  • His past was enveloped in a shroud of mystery.他的過去被裹上一層神秘色彩。
  • How can I do under shroud of a dark sky?在黑暗的天空的籠罩下,我該怎么做呢?
2 leash M9rz1     
n.牽狗的皮帶,束縛;v.用皮帶系住
參考例句:
  • I reached for the leash,but the dog got in between.我伸手去拿系狗繩,但被狗擋住了路。
  • The dog strains at the leash,eager to be off.狗拼命地扯拉皮帶,想掙脫開去。
3 preservatives fab08b2f7b02c895323967c3d2849c5c     
n.防腐劑( preservative的名詞復數 )
參考例句:
  • The juice contains no artificial preservatives. 這種果汁不含人工防腐劑。
  • Meat spoils more quickly without preservatives. 不加防腐劑,肉會壞得快。 來自《現代英漢綜合大詞典》
4 cremated 6f0548dafbb2758e70c4b263a81aa7cf     
v.火葬,火化(尸體)( cremate的過去式和過去分詞 )
參考例句:
  • He wants to is cremated, not buried. 他要火葬,不要土葬。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
  • The bodies were cremated on the shore. 他們的尸體在海邊火化了。 來自辭典例句
5 scatter uDwzt     
vt.撒,驅散,散開;散布/播;vi.分散,消散
參考例句:
  • You pile everything up and scatter things around.你把東西亂堆亂放。
  • Small villages scatter at the foot of the mountain.村莊零零落落地散布在山腳下。
6 stinks 6254e99acfa1f76e5581ffe6c369f803     
v.散發出惡臭( stink的第三人稱單數 );發臭味;名聲臭;糟透
參考例句:
  • The whole scheme stinks to high heaven—don't get involved in it. 整件事十分卑鄙齷齪——可別陷了進去。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
  • The soup stinks of garlic. 這湯有大蒜氣味。 來自《現代英漢綜合大詞典》
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