日期:2020-03-25 Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a m... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-25 A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if hes getting sentimental because theyre celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about t... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-18 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him, Herman, I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful! Hell, said Herman, Its... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-18 The doctor tells his patient: Well I have good news and bad news... The patient says, Lay it on me Doc. Whats the bad news? You have Alzheimers disease. Good heavens! Whats the good news? You can go home and forget about it!... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-17 坐在車里的女士發現她們連闖了幾個紅燈,問開車的女司機,結果女司機卻說:哦,我在開車嗎? After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-17 My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: Please granny, dont bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.. The granny answers: You know, I dont... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend. But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only brin... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!? - No, she replies sleepily. - I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light s... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. What are you doing out so late, sir? asks the police officer. Im going to a seminar on The harmful effects of alcohol, replies the man. Are you pulling my leg or something?! says the poli... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. The one with the rock asks the other man, Why do you have a gun on your back? The guy replies, When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2020-03-12 一位男子走到警察局宣稱,我妻子失蹤了。 A man walks into a police station and announces, My wifes gone missing. The police officer says, OK sir, well help you. Since when has your wife been missing? The man replies, Since about a month ago. The polic... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-05-17 Brian and his two friends are hanging out at a bar. Theyre talking about life, sports and other guy things when the conversation finally gets around to to their marriages. His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrici... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ? Yes, Bubba, sure is true, responded the lawyer. And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat a... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty t... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries. The clerk gestures with his fingers and says, Come this way, and heads towards the back of the store. If I could come that way, she tells the retreating clerk, I wouldnt need... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, Going to a party? Yeah, the man answered, Im supposed to come dressed as my love life. But you look l... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-04-12 Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He said, Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, Here... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2017-02-28 Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold f... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2016-08-23 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3.... 閱讀全文>>

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